"I kicked a ninja because that's what I usually do"

You wanna know what lies behind my weird title??
This is something amusing I found on another blog. I've changed some details, but it's still almost exactly as it was before. It's so funny if you get the point! Enjoy! :)

Pick the month you were born:
January---------------I kicked
February---------------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April---------------- I licked
May----------------I jumped on
June---------------- I smelled
July--------- I did the Macarena with
August-------------- I had lunch with
September----------I danced with
October-------------- I sang to
November-------------I yelled at
December------------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a tree
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------a monkey
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------my gym teacher
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------a police officer
27------my computer
28------an ipod
29------a surfer
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- because I'm cool like that.
Black--------because that's what I usually do.
Pink---------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red--------- because the voices told me to ..
Blue-------- because I'm good-looking and I do what I want
Green------- because I thought I needed some help.
Purple------ because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-------- because someone said so.
Yellow------ because someone offered me 1,000,000 euro
Orange------ because I'm the best anyway.
Brown------- because I can.
Other------- because I'm a Ninja !
None-------- because I can't control myself .

What kind of sentense did you get? :D
This "test" was taken from:
http://my-way-of-art.blogspot.com/2009/11/i-had-lunch-with-ipod-because-im-cool.html